Alright, I want to tell you about something that I’ve just
discovered and you’re going to think it strange, not the thing but the fact
that I only just discovered this phenomenon. Until very recently when I heard
the term ‘camming’ or ‘cam-whore’ I thought it was a reference to either A)
girls that got on sites like 4chan and showed their bodies for compliments or
B) girls that got on things like MSN chat and showed their tits to strangers or
C) a form or pornography where you pay a girl to do a show for you via webcam.
Turns out I was right on all counts but what I didn’t realise is that there is
a whole industry built around it. You can go right now to a website and watch a
beautiful girl from middle America stick a dildo up her arse in real time right
now and it’s free! Having no idea that such a thing existed, the first time I
went to one of these sites I was totally unprepared for what came next. And
let’s get this out of the way, this is not about me in a frenzy of
masturbation, this is about me being gobsmacked at life in all its fucked up
glory. Saying that, if I’m truthfully honest, this is the only time I have
legitimately masturbated in the name of research. It can be done. Anyway,
moving on.
So you go to the page right, and then you see all these
thumbnails of girls and you pick one. Seems easy enough. They might be sitting
there fully clothed, just waiting. So you start scrolling through a few, some
semi-naked, some costumed up, some in hoodies and g-strings. Then Bam, there’s
a girls squatting on a dildo over a mirror squirting everywhere and you’re like
‘Where the fuck did that come from? It’s the surprise that gets you. But when
you get over the whole fact that you’re watching someone masturbate for money
on the internet you realise that you’re watching someone masturbate for money
on the internet. But not your money. But you can watch anyway. It was about
here that I started to feel pretty damn seedy, but undeniably fascinated. I
carried on.
So you’ll flick around and if it’s your thing you might go
back some other time and notice the same girls working the same shifts and
maybe you’ll find a girl that you really like the look of and you’ll watch her
for a while and she’ll say some pretty dumb and corny shit but every now and then
she’ll do something like be she’ll masturbating with a dildo and as she inserts
it she whispers “I hate all of you” and you might be like ‘Well ok, there’s
nothing on tv so continue’ and then maybe you’ll start following them on twitter
and pretending not to check when their next show is coming up.
The one I chose to follow is an
18yr old Canadian girl who does shows in her parents house after they have gone
to bed. She is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen, an absolute knock out. . She sits around in her pyjamas and talks. A lot. It has this weirdly
intimate feel like pillow talk. Sometime I have her window open but I will be
doing other things whilst I listen to her talk. It’s like the perverts version
of the radio. Sometimes I play ambient electronic music over her and it turns
it into the scene from American Beauty where that kid’s watching the plastic
bag blow around like a giant fag. And she bitches about other cam girls. Stuff
like, “her name is Leah she has four kids and does her show from her mini van a
lot”. Or she’ll say something like ‘Yeah, my moms best friend is in a coma so
tomorrow Imma go buy a vibrator’. Oh yeah, and she had a UTI.
It’s the bits in between the action that I find so
interesting. When the girls are just talking, trying to drum up some money.
I’ve seen some pretty smart things, I saw one girl who was having a drinking
competition with the guys who were watching her. On Halloween I watched a girl
in the most amazing zombie make up masturbate and rub what I desperately hope
was fake blood all over her vagina. It was deeply disturbing but borderline
genius so, you know, credit to her.
This is what they wanted Big Brother to be. Pretty girls
talking in an intimate atmosphere and then getting naked for your viewing
pleasure.
Wait, I gotta go. My girl is on and she’s talking about her daddy
issues and how if she ever does porn she wants to go on Bang Bus. Some guy
asked her what her tattoo says but she didn’t answer. I’ve seen people ask her
before but she always avoids the question. She has a tattoo above her vagina
that says ‘Respect’. Yup.
