A thing or two about me.

I love the sluts. Why you ask? How’s about I tell you all about it then.

So I was on the tram this morning and I saw this girl. It always starts like this, 'there was this girl right' but this ones true. I got on the tram and there she was, drenched in imperfections. She had a sore on her lip and her skirt was a little too tight and a little too short, her posture meant that as she stood her ass popped out behind her but it also meant that her stomach hung out from under her tight singlet. Her hair was messy and looked like it might have had cum in it. She was talking on the phone, probably to some guy who had either just taken his dick out of her or was planning to put it in. Her underwear showed through her white skirt and her tits were squashed up in her shirt. She looked about 18 going on total ho. She looked like the kind of girl who has a pair of shitty knickers at home hidden under her bed or somewhere like that. For some reason she looked like she’d be most comfortable down on all fours. I’m sure that if you were to kiss her, her lips would taste like cock.

And I wanted to fuck her. So bad. She was chubby, dirty, looked like she hadn’t showered this morning, or at least, had cleaned her face by rubbing cum into it. Her skin wasn’t quite the colour of ‘shit-stain’ but it was a definite shade of it. She was the kind of girl that you would be hesitant to stick your tongue in her pussy, but you’d stick your dick in her ass with out invitation and you probably wouldn’t get rejected.

In short, she was foul but somehow alluring. Perhaps it was the aura of ‘fuck me and dump me’ that she was giving off. She looked like the kind of girl that you could do anything to and there would be no repercussions. Someone that you could treat with contempt and distain, someone who would not take it personally if you came in her face and ‘accidentally’ hit her in the eye. She’s kind of girl whose hair you could pull and ass you could slap, all without having to make her dinner or even call her the next day.

Re-reading this it comes across like I’m the kind of guy who likes to beat women as he fucks them, which I am not, but I would like to try doing some really nasty shit to someone who was consenting and willing to receive it. It’s not like I want to lay a Cleveland steamer on her chest or have her deep throat me until she spews, its that I’m not opposed to such behavior between two consenting adults. Is all I’m saying.

You know, it would be hard to actually incriminate myself anymore than I already have. Awesome. Good luck finding a sexual partner in the future Mr. Punchcock. Aw fuck it, I’m going to go masturbate over amputees.