Alright, just briefly, what a fucking day. So I've had this run of weird luck (luck?) where I meet these really young girls and they come in and idolise me for some reason but they're all too young and generally a bit nutty. For instance. I served a girl a few weeks ago and made the mistake of telling her she had cool shoes (silly me for complementing someone) and that now means that she comes in and sees me one a week, for anywhere up to 4 hours. Don't get me wrong, avoiding work because I'm flirting with an 18yr old is right up there with the best of things to do, but not when they're socially awkward and not very comfortable with themselves. It can make things very difficult. They oscillate between talking about sex to talking about fights with their dads to things that happened in school. And they make most of it up. I've been in customer service for many years now and I gotta say, I reckon that I can read people pretty well. I'm not saying that I'm a genius at NLP or anything like that, but I reckon I can pick when someone is lying to me.
Oh it's weird. Why are they trying to impress me so much? And if they are trying to impress me, why are they doing it like this? What can I offer them? And this is where I sound like a total wanker but I know I'm handsome, I know I'm funny and charming, but only to 18yr old girls with father issues? Really? Do I have something of the 'protector' about me? Do I look like I'm in the money? Am I just nicer than most people?
As much as I'd like to be all "Yeah, its because I'm so manly and suave that they just can't resist" but I'm not so sure anymore. I really have no idea why they flock to me. And they're too young as well, half my age plus seven is 21 and they are all under 21.
Am I actually complaining about this? Is this real? Wtf?
Oh it's weird.
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