Sunday, February 15, 2009

Pregnant teenagers make great punching bags.

So it's come out that in merry old England there is a 13yr old boy who just became a father. The mother is a 14 year old girl. He got her pregnant when he was 12. What the fuck? Is everybody in England a filthy slapper? How does his junk even work? How does her junk even work? Why are they putting their junk together to see if it works? I was still playing with G.I.Joes when i was 12. Not trying to fuck other children. You know? And their parents let her keep the baby! If i were the boys dad i would have done a quick "Look over there" then BAM! Falcon punch to the stomach. Now who's miscarried? You have.

Here are some quotes from those genius' who thought it might be a good idea to propagate.

'"When she found out she was having a baby, I asked her 'Am I the dad?' and she went 'Yeah' so I believe her," Alfie said.' (Glad she said 'yeah' and not 'nah' 'cause like that would have be shite. Also, life lesson here little buddy, people, and i don't want to generalise, but women included, have been known to lie, especially about things like who's the father of their child and how many dicks they have actually sucked in their life. Learn that one quick smart. Would you like an example? Go to your nearest commission flats and ask a quick who's who's.

"I didn't know about DNA tests before, but Mum explained it's when they do a swab in your mouth and it tells you if you're the dad." (Somebody should have done a 'swab in the mouth' other than the other thing)(Also, I'm glad his mother has such a wonderful grasp on science).
"So, if I have that, they can all shut up. But I don't really care what people say. And I don't like them being bad about Chantelle." (Because he is in denial that she is a total slut. Sure, she's only 15, but she fucks like a 17yr old from Leeds)(Which is saying something).

So now other 'men' have come out saying that they might be the father. Seriously, what the fuck? Are you fucking serious? Who would come out after that saying "It might be mine". The first thing i would have done would have been to delete her number from my phone, deny all knowledge of ever knowing her, then I would have gone to a public toilet and written things about her on the walls. Like how she is a young slut and will have a baby with just about anyone. Anyway. How is her father coping? "Have you met my daughter? She's only 15 but takes it 6 ways from Sunday, uh huh." Perhaps not. Perhaps he can't say anything around the shot gun lodged in his mouth.

How uneducated are these people? I mean seriously, do the parents expect the kids to take care of the, well, kid? What are they gonna do for money? She could whore herself out, i suppose, and he could donate sperm, but other than that, they're fucked. They are babies having babies. Now its too late to learn important life lessons like for instance, the importance of contraception, or perhaps, basic math.

"We didn't think we would need help from our parents. You don't really think about that when you find out you are pregnant. You just think your parents will kill you." This one from the mother. Kid, plenty of new mothers need help with raising a child, and these are women of the world (mostly), you, being 15, probably need help using the washing machine. Do you see my fucking problem?

So what they have now done is guaranteed the child a life of poverty and ignorance. Unless the parents of the new parents step in and take control the new baby will be raised on a diet of cornflakes and coke, it won't know how to spell, read or do maths but it will know how to complete Grand Theft Auto, and not everyone can do that.

So what we have is two parents who don't have an income, who haven't finished high school, who aren't aware of the concept of DNA nor DNA testing, who aren't aware of the pressures of raising a child, raising a child. You could not have written a worse story with dumber characters. What kind of ending can this possibly have? Ah, whats the point? I only wrote this because i though the subject matter might sustain the hate. It turns out I am both bored and disgusted, which almost never happens to me at the same time. Generally, it's either one or the other. Or maybe i just couldn't care less.

You know, i reckon that's it.

1 comment:

  1. I guess with teens like these, they still have to be supervised by their parents because, still, parents know best. It's just saddening that it's very early for them to be involved in this kind of activities.


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